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Welcome to YesPls.net, this website is still under construction. This website will host some of my random projects and other fun things. Right now im working on a photo gallery entitled phpPG , you can see what i have so far by clicking the link. Please note that it's not close to being complete yet, but you can get the gist of where i'm going with it.

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A Conversation with Blowfish

This is a conversation i had with a former CS student, by the nickname of Blowfish. I call him that because one day he typed his password in the wrong place, thus it was readable... and you guessed it, his password was Blowfish. Anyways, we had classes together and one class in particular, CSC 340, brought him to a land where the lunatics run rampant. Here is what the class has done to Mr. Blowfish:

JlNSTERS: was up small fish..
JlNSTERS: i guess u are studying eh?
JlNSTERS: omar is gay
sozah: HEy
sozah: whats up blowfish
JlNSTERS: i think u are in love with pacey witter
sozah: yes
sozah: yes iam
JlNSTERS: i knew it
sozah: hahah
sozah: whats been going on
JlNSTERS: all his pictures on ur books...folders...and even ur car..
sozah: how are grades
JlNSTERS: huh
JlNSTERS: im quiting csc for a year
JlNSTERS: i got far something better to do than cscing
JlNSTERS: wat are u up to?
JlNSTERS: damn stop jerkin off to pacey...and stop watching omar creek...
sozah: lol
sozah: are u serious
JlNSTERS: hellz ya..
sozah: why
sozah: csc is the best
JlNSTERS: at least what im doing for a year guarentees me work
sozah: what are u going to be doing
JlNSTERS: csc will get me nuttin but mindgrain
JlNSTERS: i'll tell you when i return to school in a year...
JlNSTERS: it is top secret
JlNSTERS: project J
JlNSTERS: one of my first get rich quick skeem
JlNSTERS: more like retire when im 35 skeem
sozah: :o
JlNSTERS: i see u are curious now
JlNSTERS: very curious indeed
sozah: lol
JlNSTERS: but i'll tell u something pacey whitter...u will never have katie holmes again...
sozah: are u serious
sozah: ~!
sozah: ur going to be that rich
JlNSTERS: after i retire...imma still be workin though...
JlNSTERS: my retirement is only gonna get me a job that has to do less work
JlNSTERS: like being a state worker after i retire..
JlNSTERS: c'mon smallfish...u have to think big
JlNSTERS: u can't depend on csc forever
sozah: lol
sozah: u really are serious
sozah: CSC340 really messed w/ ur head man
JlNSTERS: c'mon...as a csc BA i dun need that clueless class
JlNSTERS: that class is for people that chases their tales for fun..
sozah: lol
sozah: that class made u a BA
JlNSTERS: yes...it made me look the other way
JlNSTERS: why go through a wall
JlNSTERS: when u can go around it
sozah: lol
JlNSTERS: dude..
JlNSTERS: how many people u know actually makin the big bucks rite now from graduating as a csc BS?
sozah: iono
sozah: dude
sozah: if u thought 340 was bad
sozah: u shouldve seen 440
sozah: 340 was elementry school compared to that
JlNSTERS: wat is 440?
sozah: algorithms and analysis
JlNSTERS: man u can suck on 440's penis all i care cuz 340 was bad look up north i dont care forward...cuz im done with that shit!!!...yeah!!!!!
sozah: what?
sozah: lol, that made no sense
JlNSTERS: lets juss say what im doing in a year will guarentee me a job with the price range of csc majors also
JlNSTERS: with my experience i think i will start off high
JlNSTERS: curious even more arn't u baby boy??
sozah: yes
JlNSTERS: betta give me an ayemen if u hear me..
sozah: a yemen!?
JlNSTERS: can i testify or what?...ayemen!!!
JlNSTERS: well i gotta go...laters man...and dun drop the soup or 440's penis will hurt u...
sozah: lol
sozah: alright buddy
sozah: keep in touch
JlNSTERS signed off at 9:32:45 PM.